豆瓣网友:Terrence:You're dead,Carl.You say no life,and therefore you've not living.You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself.You're stuck in the same deadend job.You have been for years.You don't have a girlfriend.You don't have anything close to a girlfriend.And you lost the love of your life because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs.And on most nights you're so bored and filled with ennuiyou can't even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate.All I right?泰伦斯:卡尔,你的心已死,你总是对生活说不,生活便对你关上了门。你编造种种借口敷衍身边的人,敷衍自己。长久以来,你都陷在了一份毫无前途的工作中,你连女朋友都没有一个,甚至没有认识个女朋友的机会,你失去了生活中的挚爱,因为她不想和一个孬种共度一生。在大多数个夜晚,你筋疲力尽,百无聊赖,甚至没有痛痛快快地完成一次手淫。我说的对吗,卡尔?,周游导演对尔冬升说:"这脑仁就松籽儿大的个儿,打开脑壳一看,就一碗卤煮。"(魔君)姐姐,你好美啊,你是我见过的最美的人。赵丽颖(花千骨)她的笑容就像阳光融化了冬天,雪地的冰雪,温暖了我的心。 周 星驰 哈姆雷特 唐伯虎点秋香低俗喜剧绿间君以前说过灌篮也就只是得到两分而已,你的分球确实非常厉害,但我觉得像刚才那样带起队伍士气的灌篮是能够获得超越得分以上价值的射篮。